HAPPY BIRTHDAY - YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR SNAPCHAT, TOO YOUNG FOR LIFE ALERT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR SNAPCHAT, TOO YOUNG FOR LIFE ALERT

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$5.95

The Birthday Card That Gets It Just Right

Not quite a digital guru, not quite a senior citizen — this witty birthday card perfectly captures that sweet spot in between. It's the card that'll make them laugh out loud and feel totally seen.

Why They'll Love It

  • Clever, relatable humour that lands for anyone navigating middle-ish age
  • Locally made in Canada — a thoughtful, ethically sourced gift addition
  • Perfect for tucking into a gift bag, mailing to a loved one, or pairing with a bottle of wine
  • Blank interior for your own personal message

Card Details

  • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2)
  • Interior: Blank for your own handwritten note

Perfect For

  • Friends and family who appreciate a good laugh
  • Milestone birthdays — 30, 40, 50, and beyond
  • Anyone who's officially too old for Snapchat filters but still too young to need a Life Alert

Because the best birthday cards don't just say happy birthday — they say I know you.