You're Lovely. But It's Getting Late.
The party was great. The company was wonderful. And now it is absolutely time to go. This "Please Leave By 9" dish towel is the polite, passive-aggressive masterpiece that every introvert, homebody, and early-to-bed enthusiast has been waiting for.
Hang it in the kitchen as a gentle hint — or gift it to the friend who hosts beautifully but values their quiet evenings just as much.
- Size: 21" x 28"
- 100% cotton — soft, absorbent, and machine washable
- Includes hangtag and hook for easy display
- A perfect housewarming, birthday, or hostess gift
- Speaks for the host so they don't have to
Thanks for coming. Drive safe. Goodbye.
