{"product_id":"please-leave-by-9-dish-towel","title":"Please Leave By 9 - Dish Towel","description":"\u003ch2\u003eYou're Lovely. But It's Getting Late.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe party was great. The company was wonderful. And now it is absolutely time to go. This \u003cstrong\u003e\"Please Leave By 9\" dish towel\u003c\/strong\u003e is the polite, passive-aggressive masterpiece that every introvert, homebody, and early-to-bed enthusiast has been waiting for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it in the kitchen as a gentle hint — or gift it to the friend who hosts beautifully but values their quiet evenings just as much.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 21\" x 28\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton — soft, absorbent, and machine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes hangtag and hook for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA perfect housewarming, birthday, or hostess gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpeaks for the host so they don't have to\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThanks for coming. Drive safe. Goodbye.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Motif!","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48269566116088,"sku":"6119TOWEL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1928\/1315\/files\/d55956d253d8b08a847666ec5e52984521f30e56c9945d24447dcbc84ab055a1.webp?v=1776910004","url":"https:\/\/www.motifboutique.ca\/products\/please-leave-by-9-dish-towel","provider":"Flamingo Motif Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}